Agent009 Blog

My Life in 47 seconds.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:36:42 -0400

My Life in 47 seconds.

I Love Pizza. Just wanted to say that.

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:35:26 -0400

I Love Pizza. Just wanted to say that.

Not a problem..right?

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:52:25 -0400

Not a problem..right?

"#SomethingToLiveBy “You know you must be doing something right if old people like..."

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:01:51 -0400

“#SomethingToLiveBy
“You know you must be doing something right if old people like you.”-Dave Chappelle”

att: Who gives the best hugs? Moms do of course. Happy Mother’s...

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:21:02 -0400

att:

Who gives the best hugs?

Moms do of course. Happy Mother’s day, Mom!

Allegedly..Kidding. Happy Mother’s Day.

Photo

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 23:45:20 -0400

You know, the internet is a interesting place.

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:26:27 -0400

You know, the internet is a interesting place.

“He kill ‘em with they love. That’s how it is every day.. all...

Tue, 04 Sep 2012 21:27:38 -0400

“He kill ‘em with they love. That’s how it is every day.. all over the world.” - John Coffey

Went to the fair last week, & I had to try them out (&...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 13:54:07 -0400

Went to the fair last week, & I had to try them out (& they were good).

How many people feel right now, and within the last year.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 12:26:44 -0400

How many people feel right now, and within the last year.

Quicker with the updates ESPN.

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 18:47:00 -0400

Quicker with the updates ESPN.

"Write this down. M.A.R.S. That’s right! Mars, bitches!” -Dave Chappelle"

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 02:13:05 -0400

““Write this down. M.A.R.S. That’s right! Mars, bitches!” -Dave Chappelle”

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-NkX86uPI0&feature=youtu.be

Is my peanut butter trying to smile at me or is it giving me a...

Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:45:18 -0400

Is my peanut butter trying to smile at me or is it giving me a smirk?

"Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you..."

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:24:59 -0400

““Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don’t want to be the old guy in the club. You know what I’m talking about. Every club you go into, there’s always some old guy. He ain’t really old, just a little too old to be in the club.”
-Chris Rock”

"“Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in a South African..."

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 20:22:24 -0400

“

“Marriage is so tough, Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in a South African prison—beaten and tortured. Made to eat horrible food. For 27 years! He spent six months with his wife and said, ‘I can’t take it!’”

-Chris Rock, Happy Birthday Nelson Mandela

”

The New York Knicks Anthem. It represents James...

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 14:38:46 -0400

The New York Knicks Anthem. It represents James Dolan’s life philosophy. Sorry Knicks fans. I’ll pray for you.

#TheBlessingsOfEmployment Playing Super Mario World for the 1st...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 18:23:23 -0400

#TheBlessingsOfEmployment Playing Super Mario World for the 1st time in years. Feels so good.

"You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that..."

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:58:13 -0400

““You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it’s your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You’re probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you’re gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.”
― Chris Rock”

I call this the “Popeyes Struggle.” I look like this...

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 20:12:53 -0400

I call this the “Popeyes Struggle.” I look like this everyday after work. People REALLY like Popeyes chicken in Syracuse.

This is still amazing. I will give this speech to my...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:45:47 -0400

This is still amazing. I will give this speech to my future children.